Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Hard Times Returns, enough already



Photos from the Last Hard Times at Nark Magazine

Sooo much fuss has been made in the media about the "Return" of Hard Times to Rebar. It's almost too much. The "Alchemical Trans-Modern" event created by the HotMess team David Richey and LA Kendall started as a weekly event at War Room before that place shut down and now Hard Times moves to a monthly event at Rebar.

The measly two and half month hiatus will probably do wonders for attendance this Saturday February 13th. Adrian Ryan at The Stranger promises that Hard Times will be "SO fuckingly disgustingly amazingly fantabulous, it just might indeed KILL. US. ALL."

We shall see, yes we will.

More info at www.hardtimespress.com.

Sad News: Gay Friendly Business to Close



It's with a heavy heart that I have to inform you of the death of a small, indie, gay friendly Capitol Hill institution. The fabulous Capitol Hill Seattle blog is reporting that Video Connection, the tiny video store next to the Subway sandwich shop and Remedy Teas at the corner of 15th Ave East and Harrison on the top of Capitol Hill is closing up shop by the end of the month. No word on why they are closing, but CHS is following the story and promises future updates. Go here for the original post.

This is a sad day for the LGBTQ community. I don't know the sexual orientation of the owners of Video Connection (nor is it any of our business) but it's obvious that at the very least they are and always have been a queer friendly business. The store has always stocked a large selection of gay titles, both mainstream and adult, and they frequently post flyers and posters advertising gay events in their front window. And, the staff there is great; a bunch of friendly film buffs that are always happy to make recommendations on the best films to rent. If you're a regular patron, a neighbor or just passing by, go in and thank them for years of great service.

The only good news to come out of this story is that for film buffs this is a great opportunity to pick up copies of your favorite film or to round out your dvd/video collection. If you've been desperately looking for that rare copy of some obscure 70's Ukrainian documentary on lesbian gypsy tractor drivers, now is your time to act.

A toast to Video Connection.

- Michael Strangeways

image from jseattle of Capitol Hill Seattle blog.

RuPaul's Drag Race at The Lobby



Great turnout for Monday night's Lobby bar viewing of RuPaul's Drag Race on Feb 8, 2010. The viewing party is every Monday at 8pm.

No word if there was any local drag winner last night. If there was I think everyone that was there is keeping it a big secret.

For more photos from Monday night visit photos.brianwestbrook.net.
For info about The Lobby Bar, visit thelobbyseattle.com.

Red Star in Bremerton Birthday Bash



Red Star in Bremerton is three years old! Kitsap County's monthly queer dance night has seen it's attendance grow to over 200 people and has given several thousands of dollars back to the community.

On Friday, February 12, 2010 come over to Bremerton and help them celebrate three years of serving the gay community in Kitsap County with a Birthday Bash. Last year’s Birthday Bash was one of their biggest nights.

Friday, February 12, 2010 from 9:00pm - 2am at the Bremerton Eagles 205 6th Street in Bremerton. Cover is $5, cash only and 21+. For more info visit redstarevents.com.

Ladies Night tonight at Neumos



It's Ladies Night tonight, Feb 9, 2010, at Neumos with a huge lineup of THEESatisfaction, Lisa Dank ft. The White Widows, Canary Sing, Katie Kate, Sap'n, Queerbait and DJ Colby B.

With a secret surprise host guaranteed to tickle more than just your fancy.

This event is going to be huge and they are expecting a huge crowd with just an $8 cover. For a complete bio on all the entertainment visit seattlepeach.blogspot.com.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Kimberley Locke will headline Seattle PrideFest



The news was posted on their Facebook just hours ago.

You may know her from American Idol but she's also had some big dance hits. Official announcement coming soon. I hope you all are as thrilled as we are!

No official announcement yet but Kimberley Locke at Seattle PrideFest on June 27, 2010. Some of the details for the Seattle Center Festival are available at www.seattlepridefest.com. Don't go anywhere the last weekend in June. Seattle is going to blow SF and NYC away. :)

Bears roam across Capitol Hill



You might of thought it was Spring Thaw this last Saturday, the NW Bear's annual retreat in Seattle. But that event is not until April. No, it was just several bear events scheduled on the same night. The night started with the monthly Bear Meet at CC Attle's which began barely after dinner at 6pm. Then The Cuff held their newly coined Bears'n'Heat with DJ FunkyBear, replacing their normal Bear Dance on the first Saturday of the month. But the main event for the evening was Bearracuda from San Francisco, who held their first underwear party at The Eagle in Seattle.

Kelly O from The Stranger was out and noticed the action.

I walked by the Seattle Eagle this past Saturday night, and there was a big hairy line down the block, and around the corner. And a bunch of guys playing catch with a pair of tighty whiteys. Just what was going on inside?

Get her whole report with pictures here.

One Big Gay Cupcake...Deserves Another



After my harsh (but well deserved) review of Speech and Debate I feel the need to express positivity and hopefulness so here's a rave review of the newest cupcake shop to hit Seattle, Wink Cupcakes located at 1817 Queen Anne Ave North on top of the gayest NAMED hill in the city, Queen Anne. I haven't actually been to the shop yet, (I try to avoid the banalities of Queen Anne; also, I don't have a car and it's a long way to the top of that bloody hill if you don't have any reason to go there...) but a well-meaning yet ultimately evil new employee in my office has a part-time job at Wink and he's been bringing in day old leftovers to share with us (and ultimately inflict us with diabetes and heart disease) and I have to say that Trophy Cupcake has some stiff competition in the local cupcakes sweepstakes and Cupcake Royale might as well quit while the quitting is good. Wink's cupcakes are insanely moist and delicious WITHOUT the frosting (but why would you eat a cupcake without delicious buttercreme frosting?) and you can taste the buttery goodness in every bite. Check out their website and more importantly the product itself.

And, why is this the gayest cupcake in town? Uh, cause they're GORGEOUS AND VAIN AND THEY CONSTANTLY SCREAM OUT, "EAT ME!"

Of course, the irony is, most disco and gym bunnies wouldn't dare to put that much delicious fatty, and sugary, and carby goodness in their mouth lest they lose their rock hard boyish figures but that's fine...just leaves more for the rest of us...once a month or so.

Check them out.

- Michael Strangeways

Speech and Debate at Seattle Rep



Review: Speech and Debate at Seattle Rep

I think Stephen Karam's Speech and Debate, his debut play about three misfit teens bonding in a Salem Oregon high school Speech Club and debating on how to deal with a drama teacher who might be preying on his students, aims to be controversial and timely and thought provoking but turns out to be nothing more than a crowd pleasing, middle of the road dramedy with the intellectual depth of an After School Special or maybe a very special episode of “Degrassi High”. Currently playing at the Leo K Theater at Seattle Rep, it’s a small play that seems better suited as a midnight show at a Capitol Hill fringe theater broadly acted by young actors aping characters they’ve seen on “Strangers with Candy”.

Yet, strangely, this play was a surprise hit off-Broadway, earned good reviews from the New York Times and has done very well on the regional theater circuit. Seattle Rep’s Artistic Director Jerry Manning damns it with faint praise in his “Letter to our Patrons” admitting he didn’t see much to offer in the play but was talked into doing it by the overwhelming support of the under 30-somethings in the Rep offices. I can understand why those young theater geeks love this play; it’s a Gay Theater Nerd play written by a Gay Theater Nerd who had the very good fortune to be prescient enough to ride the Gay Theater Nerd wave that’s been sweeping the country for the last couple years with the success of “High School Musical” and “Glee”. All of a sudden, it’s COOL to be a theater geek and I was surrounded by them at last night's performance of Speech and Debate. The Rep has to be happy that this small show is able to nearly fill the Leo K. with a younger than usual crowd on Super Bowl Sunday with a large range of ages present from a couple of not quite tweenagers to many people in their 20’s and 30’s…(for once at a mainstream theater, I wasn’t one of the youngest members of the audience.) Theaters across the country struggle to fill seats with anyone under the age of 40; this show’s success can be attributed to its ability to pull in that crowd.

And, while I can acknowledge the success of this play and the fact that the audience generally seemed to like it, I have to be honest and say it’s not a very good play and it wasn’t even a particularly good production of a not very good play. Andrea Allen’s direction was perfunctory at best and the staging often seemed forced and phony; a long telephone conversation between the two male characters dragged on interminably as the actors just stood there, facing the audience on opposite sides of the stage with little variation in movement. The one set design by Matthew Smucker was mostly fine; a starkly white, fluorescently lit, concrete bunkered modern American classroom but the play features scenes set in many different locales and the setting and lighting didn’t always manage to convey the changes in time and space. Christine Meyer’s costumes confused me; they weren’t realistic enough to be believable and they weren’t quite over the top enough to be camp. Particularly ill-served was Erin Stewart who played Diwata, the theater crazed female character obsessed with her lack of success in her high school theater department. Diwata is an odd, larger than life character, and a huge crowd pleaser with the audience (I thought the character was borderline sociopathic/psychotic) and naturally, like many teens, wears odd clothes but Meyer’s costumes were not flattering to the character or the actress who played her; cut off shorts over tights might be a cute, kooky look but not really a desirable one for a mid-twenties actress trying to pass herself off as 17...and failing.


Trick Danneker as the out gay student Howie and Justin Huertas as the sexually conflicted student Solomon are slightly more believable as teens and of the two, Huertas has the trickier role and manages to gradually make a very dislikeable and clichéd character into something approaching likeability by the play’s end. Danneker is stymied by a character that isn’t given much to do other than be sexy and the Object of Our (and the other character’s) Affections, but Danneker’s talent and flat abs manages to convey a minor degree of dimensionality. As for Amy Thone**, one of Seattle’s most talented actresses, she is wasted in the small dual roles of a teacher and a reporter, the only adult characters we see in the play. Neither role is very important (I’m not sure if they are even necessary), but Thone manages to make each one distinct and interesting, in particular having fun with the role of a pretentious, self-absorbed writer who ends up serving as a minor Plot Device/Good Fairy to help tie up the ends of the story.

And the production’s parody of a typical NPR style broadcast of the writer’s piece of reportage on the new Speech club is one of the few clever and witty moments in the play. Sadly, these moments are few and far between in Speech and Debate, but I will give a minor shout out to a humorous but contrived production number involving the young cast and George Michael’s song Freedom. It is a funny/dumb moment and illogical that a song originally released about the same time the characters were born would be so pivotal in their lives, but the audience thoroughly enjoyed the moment. The play seems determined to tap into the universality of being a teenager (we all go/suffer through it, geeks and popular kids alike) and I have to reluctantly agree, the play does succeed on that level.

And it does succeed, in its own way, like most middle-brow entertainment. I can’t say I liked this play or this production but I would be stupid if I didn’t acknowledge that it does have entertainment value, (I was seldom bored); there are some genuinely funny lines in the script and the energy and emotion of the performances helps to smooth out the plot irregularities and contrivances, (i.e., the drama teacher at the center of the story seems to get away with having sex with underage students). Theater geek types and “Glee” fans of all ages will probably have a good time and non-geek types who get dragged to it with spouses and lovers will leave surprised they had a pleasant enough time without a remote control and a Bud Lite in their hands. Only hard-core theater types will leave with a wanting feeling and a need for a production with a bit more depth and comic originality. Or, at the very least, seeing Speech and Debate in its proper venue, a dark cave-like fringe space, at midnight on a Friday or Saturday night, with a well-stocked bar and ham actors treating the text for what it really is, a rejected script for a Comedy Central parody show…

Speech and Debate plays through February 21, 2010 in the Leo K. Theater at Seattle Rep. For more info and tickets, visit www.seattlerep.org. And, a BIG shout out to the Box Office for their fantastic customer service in straightening out a problem with our tickets. They went beyond the call of customer service duty. Thank you!

"Recommended for ages 14 and above for mild profanity, teens engaged in discussions of sex, drinking and drug abuse."

**Small Conflict of Interest: Hundreds of years ago, in a decrepit university theater program run by a insane madman, Ms Thone and Mr Strangeways (under his realer but duller name) acted together in The Madwoman of Chaillot and Whose Life is it Anyway? as freshman ingenues. Wisely, Ms Thone pulled up stakes after that year and transferred to another school and our paths only crossed once or twice in those collegiate years in that Midwestern burg, and since those halcyon days, have not spoken to each other in over 20 years. Ms Thone was a very good amateur/student actress then; she is a very accomplished professional actress now. She was (and I doubt she has changed much in the last 25 years) funny and bawdy and always very modest to the point of self-deprecation about her talents. And, anyone who can survive Henry Blanke, can survive anything...

-Michael Strangeways

The Forbidden Zone at Rebar



Shane and Michael host another Collide-O-Scope! movie night at Rebar on Monday, February 8, with the 1980 cult classic "The Forbidden Zone," perhaps the definition of a midnight movie.

It's a musical, a family drama, a fantasy adventure of epic proportions and so much more! Featuring Herve Villechaize (Tattoo on Fantasy Island) and Susan Tyrrell (Cry-Baby) with Danny Elfman and music by Oingo Boingo. This will be the colorized version of this originally black and white delight!

You get complimentary popcorn (that's complimentary with an "i") and they will also be showing other selected shorts, cartoons and sundry video oddities. The doors open at 7pm with classic cartoons, shorts and trailers. The show starts at 8pm and there are more "chill attractions" following the movie at 10pm. And all this for just a $4 cover.

More info about the event is here.
It's also what The Stranger Suggests for today.

Here's what awaits you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBDqd7rHhLg

XOXO will sling 14 queerly crooked arrows



XOXO: Love Notes from the Margins, A Queerly Crumpled Valentines Evening follows the sold-out successes of BodyLove and And God Said, Come On Inside. Just four performances with limited seating at Seattle's Empty Sea Studios.

Just in time to complicate Hallmark's favorite holiday, XOXO will sling 14 queerly crooked arrows directly from Cupid's war-worn satchel. Fourteen poets, storytellers, and songsters will redefine romance, as notes from the margins are brought center stage: from lust to love to lies to (sigh) loss. Youll be giggling and squirming, blushing and crushed, undone and patched together again by this all-star ensemble of not-so-innocent angels!

For info about this sold out production visit www.tumbleme.org.
Three out of four dates are sold out so hurry and get tickets here.

Eat Pizza and Help End Discrimination!



Philanthropizza! Join Equal Rights Washington at California Pizza Kitchen for a flavorsome fundraising event. All you need to do is bring in this flyer on February 8th or 9th between 11am - 10pm, present the flyer to your server when ordering and 20% of your check will benefit Equal Rights Washington Education Fund. The Education Fund's mission is to end discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity in Washington State.

California Pizza Kitchen Northgate Mall, 401 NE Northgate Way, #944 Seattle, WA 98125. Located at the North Entrance next to Borders. Be sure to present the flyer to your server.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Ladies Night returns to BottleNeck Lounge



On Tuesday, February 9th it's Ladies Night at The BottleNeck Lounge from 7pm - midnight. Get a jump on Valentine’s Day this year with Bender serving up Pink Passions ‘til 9pm and then Mindi takes over behind the bar, slinging beer and mixing cocktails with love in her heart.

Gay, straight, boy, girl, queer, bi, trans, pan – bring it.
70s funk music, bad behavior, good times, no cover.
Hope to see you Tuesday!!

The BottleNeck Lounge is located at 2328 E. Madison St. between John and 23rd. Visit www.bottlenecklounge.com for details.

It's not too late to be thinking about Whistler



March 1st is fast approaching. And this year may be the only time that the Winter Olympics will precede Gay Whistler WinterPRIDE.

The biggest misconception is that getting to Whistler is difficult to impossible...this is not true. Starting March 1st there are no highway restrictions getting to Whistler and prior to then motor coaches running to Whistler are the most frequent they have ever been.

And unique for 2010 is the PRIDE House Whistler in the posh Pan Pacific Hotel from Feb. 8 - Mar. 21, 2010. PRIDE House is a hip lounge with a cocktail bar and TV monitors created around the Olympics to allow athletes and visitors from around the world to hang out and have fun together.

There are so many events leading up to MountainTOP Snowball party on Saturday March 6, featuring Grammy Award winning superstar DJ Hex Hector. Those that have been to this event know that this is not just any dance party as you ride the Whistler Gondola to the top of Whistler Mountain and dance on top of the world. Your ticket includes the gondola ride, a meal and the party!

Legendary DJ Hex Hector

The week begins on Saturday February 27 with the annual Avalanche Party at Celebrities Nightclub in Vancouver BC. Then starting from Sunday's Olympic Closing Ceremony on February 28 until March 8, the week features skiing and alternative activities during the day along with après and special parties every night, even a pool party until 2am on Thursday.

Not interested in skiing? The daytime is packed with activities from snowmobile adventures to culinary classes, wine and beer tasting tours to dog sledding adventures and from spa treatments to yoga classes, you will never run short of activities. You can find the complete schedule of events here.

And of course, WinterPRIDE is also one of the most popular gay destinations in the world for lesbians as well, with many events and parties geared specifically to the ladies. Voted #1 Lesbian Ski Week in the world. Check out www.gaywhistler.com/women.

The folks organizing and preparing for WinterPRIDE are as excited as all of us that are going and they say that things are going very well thanks in part to the Winter Olympics.

It is the best time to come and visit the resort... it is simply amazing the energy, the excitement and the snow conditions are simply amazing

For more info and tickets to WinterPRIDE, visit www.gaywhistler.com.