It’s turning up all over the seamier sides of the Intertubes…Glee’s wholesome gay boy next door and Kurt Hummel love object, Blaine, aka actor Darren Criss is apparently nude or nude-ish and maybe doing unspeakable things involving his hand, his genitals and a tub of lube. Is this an outtake from a leaked private sex tape? Or, did he leak it himself for the publicity in an effort to funk up his pretty choir boy image? Whatever it is, it sure is makin’ him sweaty…maybe he’s barbecuing some wieners on the grill late at night after a long day of shooting?
We don’t care…it’s better than seeing him on another damned Red Carpet wearing his customary bow tie and shitty, scruffed up shoes…this boy will go to the opening of an envelope.
Update: Yes, this is NOT a real photo of Mr. Criss. He is NEVER nude and has no sexual impulses except to dream of:
1)Making sweet, sweet love with Kurt Hummel
2)Making sweet, sweet love with one of his many fans.
Also for your perusal courtesy of Wikipedia:
Tongue-in-cheek is a phrase used as a figure of speech to imply that a statement or other production is ironically intended and it should not be taken at face value. The facial expression typically indicates that one is joking or making a mental effort. In the past, it may also have indicated contempt but that is no longer common. By 1842 the phrase had acquired its contemporary meaning similar to “take what I am saying with a grain of salt“, indicating that a statement was not meant to be taken seriously.