He he he… Gay C Penney…

Not really feeling Monday, yet, eh? Me either… I really shouldn’t read the news this early… 

Commerce Secretary John Bryson accused in hit and run…

The butthurtness continues on the right as JCPenney follows Mother’s Day “Two Moms” ad with Father’s Day edition… but can we all just concede that it’s a blatant attempt to make themselves seem cooler, and call it a day?

Seattle drug dealer allegedly laundered money by investing in local startups…Someone watching too much Breaking Bad?

Some signatures gathered to put Referendum 74 on this fall’s ballot aren’t quite legal… not that it will matter in the long run, but maybe we can examine the whole signature-gathering process, again?

2012′s HUMP Festival is open for submissions. If anyone has some Crisco, jumper cables, and access to the RNC, we have an idea…