Oh lovelies! Welcome to Tuesday. I already need a drink. Here’s why:

“The Most Important Gay Porn Film Ever Made”… I think someone hasn’t seen Assmasters 2: The Wrath of Dong…

Target makes an effort with Same-Sex greeting cards… are we really that easily swayed?

Speaking of pandering… although… the Chevy Volt is almost kinda cool…

Good help is hard to find, even for QE2… maybe it’s the crap salary…

Something about sports, and yet again ignoring the fact that The Seattle Storm is the only team in town doing anything good. 

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And here’s something distracting to make you laugh!